I have this itch to start doling out helpful and kind writing tips. Of course, I have absolutely no business doing anything of the sort, and I rarely take my own advice regarding writing and therefore lack any credibility, but I still want to do it.
And then there is a part of me that is just like “fuck it. Write what you want to write. Mix metaphors if you want to do. Are your run on sentences interesting? KEEP EM.” But that’s a whole other issue.